Two year olds

I've put off posting for days because I am missing a key ingredient to the blog. It appears that my youngest has climbed the desk and made off with my digital camera. I've caught him trying this before and we went all through the rules on such behavior. Now it seems that my faith in his training was sadly misplaced. I've ransacked the house for 3 days and lost hours of my life in fruitless searching. I've even sunk so low as to bribe the children to help. 20 minutes was about all a $3 reward was worth. The little culprit has been even less help. His remarks to my inquiries range from "I don't know" to "the van", "outside", "the floor", "the closet". Clearly, he has no idea.